sydney-victoria:

(via ieroismyhero)

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
dad: so i was reading this thing about elton bran
me: who
dad: elton bran? isn't that his name?
me: ...elton john?
dad: he married that firework girl
me: oh my god russel brand
raychuuuul:

soundtracktoafailingrelationship:

aha this one time this-riddleof-revenge left me this on my pillow and I came home to it and died
I don’t care how many times I post this it will always be funny

YELLS
slytherin-prefect:

Fear makes people do terrible things…
mr-anibalito:

.- Amor estoy embarazada pero el hijo no es tuyo, aun así quiero que cuidemos el bebe juntos.
-Pudrete, bitch
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